donechesters:

Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read

(via sidingwiththeangels)

vvheaties:

bitches call me nemo cause im always touchin the butt

(Source: disneyprincest, via casinthetardis221b)

lynzave:

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”

(via dru99ie)